Keinginan di Hari Ulang Tahun

Hari ulang tahun merupakan hari yang menyenangkan sekaligus menyedihkan karena di hari ultah kita dapat ucapan selamat sekaligus dapat pengurangan hidup dibumi ini. oke, akan saya share tentang ultah. cekidot :
Anak : Ma, sekarangkan aku ultah ke 17 tahun. kado mama buat aku apa?
Mama : ya mau kamu apa?
Anak : aku sich maunya pakai BH, boleh ya?
Mama : gag boleh!
Anak : kalau rok mini, boleh ya?
Mama : gag boleh juga sayang
Anak : kalau pakai bedak, boleh kan?
Mama : itu juga tidak boleh
Anak : kalau rebonding?
Mama : juga gag boleh!!
Anak : Ma, kok gag boleh semuanya sich? :(
Mama : Ya gag boleh donk JOKO kamukan LAKI-LAKI!!!

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