Pedagang Jeruk VS Pedagang Koran



Disuatu siang terik. diaman di sebuah pasar, ada penjual koran dan penjual jeruk yang sudah biasa mangkal di sana.

Namun kadang mereka saling ledek satu sama lainya..

Seperti siang itu, di tengah keramaian orang lalu-lalang, pedagang jeruk berdiri dan berteriak dengan lantang.

Penjual jeruk: "Jeruk manis...pak..bu..ayo di jamin manis, dari pada baca koran, mendingan makan jeruk manissss.!!!

Pedagang koran panas kupingnya, lalu di juga berdiri dan membalas berteriak..

Pedagang koran: " Koran..koranya.. bu..pak, berita baru..ada anak kecil keracunan makan jeruk, ayo bu, koranya koran bu!! Pedagang jeuruk hanya bisa melotot..
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